Favorite youtube acts #1

Yes, we're going to talk about the band KarminMusic.  Amy, the girl, and her fiance, Nick, both sing and play different instruments, including guitar, piano and drums! 

Amy sings, raps and plays guitar (what more could we ask for), and some even call her a white Nicki Minaj in the body of Katy Perry, while Nick sings and plays piano and drums.  We were shocked when we heard their version of "Look at Me Now" by Chris Brown ft. Lil Wayne and Busta Ryhmes, but our all time favorite cover would have to be "Super Bass" by Nicki Minaj.  Gosh, we just can't stop listening to that. 

And damn that girl can rap.  Their harmonies are great, the rapping is great, everything is great.

Below is their most recent cover for "Lighters" by Eninem ft. Bruno Mars & Royce Da 5'9:

Shashoo rating: 9.5/10

Anne Hathaway channels her inner Lil Wayne

Anne Hathaway, currently staring in the movie One Day, decides to channel her rage for the paparazzi (and their nosiness during the shoot for the new Batman movie, which we discussed earlier this week) into a rap!  She rapped it to Conan O'Brien on his show Tuesday night.   We love it all - from the deep throaty voice to the arm movements to the "pop pop pop".  Will she start a career in music?  Maybe not, but she sure has the world interested, with the Youtube video obtaining over 500,000 views in only one day.   

 

+click to see the whole interview on Conan

Teacher+student sleepovers?

Have you ever watched Victorious?  

If you haven't, we'll give you a short summary.  It's a show on Nickelodeon about a girl, played by Victoria Justice, that gets accepted into this school called Hollywood Arts where, instead of math and science classes, they have acting and singing classes.


This show has continued to baffle us, mostly because of that person that plays the crazy teacher, Sikowitz (or Psychowitz, really).  No, it's not Mr. Sikowitz.  Just Psychowitz.  Er, Sikowitz.  This is confusing.

In one episode, Sikowitz invites Tori (played by Victoria Justice) and her new best friends for a sleepover.  Yes, he is hosting a sleepover, and of course, no one questions it, because it all makes sense in this show.

Come to think of it, most of the show doesn't make sense.

The students customize their lockers (an activity so important that it's ok to take the entire first week of "school" to do so) and have music blaring through the hallways all the time, because they seem to spend more time in the hallways than in class.  Trina (Tori's sister) is supposedly horrible at everything, including acting, dancing and singing, but she still is invited to sing and dance with Tori when they do musical numbers.  Not to mention that Ariana Grande (the girl with the unnatural bright red hair) can sing better than Victoria Justice, yet Justice plays the main character whose goal is to be a singer.

We can't even tell you how many episodes have ended with the same solution, Tori sings a song that Andre (one of her friends) just made up for her in one night.  And then everything is all right!

5 things we learned from the new Lady Gaga video

So.  Lady Gaga dropped her new music video for "Yoü and I" early, her new single off of her massive maniacal weird-self-analysis, idolization-of-80's-rock-stars, kind-of-a-mess opus "Born This Way."  She promised us a new music video with her 1000th tweet on Thursday, but according to Lady Gaga's 997th, 998th, and 999th tweets "F**K THURS DAY."  Guess she was getting anxious.

Anywhoo, obviously like no less than 251 OTHER news sources at the time of this writing (we kid you not), we are obligated by the laws of all that is Gaga to report on this new milestone.  Gaga reaching her 1000th tweet that is.  Or it would have been, if it wasn't for the music video.  Let's be honest there would still be 100 news articles about Lady Gaga reaching 1000 tweets and 12.7 million followers.

AAAANYWAYYY, on to the other real Gaga News of the Day.  What does this new video teach us about the ways of Gaga the Wise?  Here are 5 new things we learned from this video (and surprisingly, there were a lot of new things in this video that we haven't seen in others).  Leave it to Gaga to make a video that pretty much has nothing to do with loving a man from Nebraska, and yet, according to her, has everything to do with it.  Did that even make sense?

More after the jump...

ENOUGH WITH THE DARK KNIGHT RETURNS SET PHOTOS

Ok, that title was really just to get your attention. We're not all that alarmed about it, but we are downright irked.

Anyway, for God's sake, enough with all the photos from the set of The Dark Knight Rises already! All the paparazzi photos are really beginning to get on our nerves, and they are starting to ruin it for us.

Please, we're fanboys and fangirls just like everyone else out there, but let's keep to the official released stills from Warner Bros. We'd like to be excited when we see the actual movie.

Like this one!

All we have to say is, Thank God it doesn't look like the Halle Berry outfit.

And just for the hell of it, Shashoo Rating: 9/10

Oh Nicola. You had us at "L-O-V-E."

Can you tell that we love newly solo singer Nicola Roberts (of the Girls Aloud British girl-band fame).  Because we do.  We can't explain to you for the life of us why...but her music just makes us giddy. Take, for example, her first single - "Beat of my Drum." Please note the absolute wackiness and the way that the letters from the L-O-V-E part look like they're spelled backwards. Adorable.

+click to watch "Beat of my Drum" music video

And then there was "Disco, Blisters & a Comedown, " which was the absolute best kind of high-end trashy fun.

And now we have, "Lucky Day," her second official single from her upcoming album, "Cinderella's Eyes." What can we say? Nothing, because we can't stop smiling. Those are some sweet and joyful synths. And we love how we're never quite sure what exactly her expression is.

WE DARE YOU TO WATCH THIS AND NOT FEEL A SUDDEN BURST OF HAPPYNESS. Not happiness. Happyness.

And if you must ask, yes, she's not wearing pants, or "trousers," as Nicola might say. We like to think that part of the budget went to making graffiti sperm on the wall stuff.

Shashoo Rating: 11/10

SHORT STORY: A Modest Proposal

Dear Diary,

I have come to the conclusion that I might be going crazy. No, I haven’t been
reading those Twilight books again. It’s even worse than that. I have been
experiencing this strange feeling, one that cannot be explained by words. No
matter, I will tell you about this sudden feeling through a memory.

It feels like it happened just yesterday. Well, it kind of did happen yesterday,
but for the sake of making this story sound more like a fairy tale, let’s say it all
happened one week ago.

It was a sunny that day. Actually, it wasn’t sunny at all, but it was rainy.

It had been rainy that day, and I was, as usual, coming back from my
afternoon five-mile jog. When I walked into my small, square office, I shook the
remaining water out of my hair and saw the most beautiful display of flowers, all
bunched up in a pot of soil. They looked like roses, but then again, the lights were
off. After I actually turned on the lights, I realized the object sitting innocently
on my desk was clearly not a vase of roses. No, they weren’t any type of flower.
Instead, there was yet anther dead raccoon sitting on my desk.

Now THAT's how you run a debate.

In case you didn't know, last night there was a Republican Presidential Debate on Fox News. Also in case you didn't know, there were eight (COUNT 'EM: 8!!) candidates who think they're serious about wanting to be president (i.e. taking down the current president, Barack Obama).

And that doesn't even include two other people who seem to be running the whole sideshow without showing up at these things.

Here's a list of videos highlighting the debate (CLICK HERE).

We definitely should give credit to Fox News for showing the other networks how a presidential debate should be done.

For those of you who are not so familiar with the race, we'd like to give you a brief rundown of the candidates in order of most to least likely (vaguely, it's not set in stone, alright?) of winning the Republican nomination.

More after the jump...

One island, one girl and one big plan

"What three things would you take if you were stuck on a deserted island?"

This question is actually asked a lot. Well, at least I've heard it asked a couple of times.

Now, if it were me, I wouldn't even be on a deserted island, but I can't really use that as an answer.

If I were on a deserted island, I would bring food and water, because, obviously, I would die sooner or later without any, and I would like to keep living. Then, I'm left with the tossup choice. I wouldn't bring my computer unless there was someway to recharge it and there was wireless internet service. In short, I'd bring a huge helicopter with a full tank of gas, so I could fly off the island.

Ta da! I'm off the island. Technically, I didn't even need the food and water...

What would you bring?

Well. Color us surprised.

This is a lyric video for the new single "Fool Like Me" by Cobra Starship.

After some very disappointing recent singles, this is a very pleasant surprise. It's a good combination of tongue-in-cheek lyrics and punkiness. (Ok that's not a word, but you must forgive us; it's late).

Well done Cobra Starship.

Shashoo rating: 8/10

Take Your Complaints to Another State

Everyone has that friend or knows that person that is always complaining and blaming everyone EXCEPT themselves for their failures. 

First, I would like to point out that if you fail a math test – or just any test in general – the teacher does not “have it out for you,” as you constantly tell me.  To much of the teacher’s disappointment, they can’t fail you without the consequence of getting fired, so they wouldn’t fail you just to get you mad.  Obviously, you are either too stupid to pass a simple test or you’re spending too much time arguing about how it’s not fair instead of doing what you should be – studying.

I understand that you might be mad that you failed, but for Merlin’s sake, take responsibly for your actions before you expect me to comfort you and side with you.

This is what failure looks like

We had one or two things to say about the current state of the U.S. economy. Here's a summary, for those of you who don't peruse the political blogs every day.

1. This is what failure looks like:


2. This is also what failure looks like:


3. This is what our government failing us looks like:


In short, we are failing. What is our government doing, you say?



Oh that's right. They're on vacation.

My Top 5 Facebook Pet Peeves

At this point, pretty much everyone on the internet has a Facebook, and as our lists of friends get longer and longer, and Facebook keeps changing, we inevitably run into more and more things that just annoy us. Here are our Top 5 pet peeves about Facebook. Feel free to add some of your own!

1. Pictures with people sticking out their tongue.

News flash: I have no desire to stare at your tongue every time I visit your profile; it really isn’t that pretty.

2. Picture where the person is posing in front of the bathroom mirror with their friends or by themselves.

News flash: Why would I want to look at a picture with toilets in the background?

3. Requests to play on Farmville or any other Facebook game.

News Flash: I’ve been on Facebook for quite a long time. If I had wanted to play those time consuming games, I would have done it by now – I don’t need you to keep sending me requests over and over again.

4. People that update their status every 10 minutes.

News Flash: I get it already! This isn’t Twitter! I don’t need to know when you start dinner and when you finish. At least tell people when you are going to sleep – then I can go on when your name isn’t popping up every five minutes.

5. People that argue and fight on each other’s profiles.

News Flash: Even though it can be pretty entertaining, it gets annoying when you constantly fight with your friend on Facebook. Are you really that much of a news feed whore that you need to display YOUR problems for everyone to see?

Lights (Bassnectar Remix) - Ellie Goulding

When we first heard this song, we could practically hear it begging for a hard-hitting remix. As have we. And finally our prayers have been answered.

And fortunately, this is one of those rare cases when the remix somehow improves dramatically from the original (and the original here was pretty good to begin with).

And that Bass. Dear God. It's enough to floor a mid-sized town.

Shashoo says: 10/10

Justin Bieber Cone-ing

Justin Bieber has also gotten into the new craze of cone-ing!

Yes, this is breaking news. That's exactly why this video has over 300,000 views.

It looks like the only thing we need to do to get more views is mention Justin Bieber in the post. Please don't ask us if this is relevant to anything. You already know the answer.

"It Girl" by Jason Derulo

Jason Derulo.

What happened?

He hit the ground running with the hit song "Whatcha Say." Now we have "It Girl," yet another song that begins with whistling - and not the good kind. It's always great to hear a song where "girl" rhymes with "girl." It's also always so romantic to hear a self-proclaimed "maniac insomniac" croon about how you're worth "much more than a Grammy Award." Good. We were worried about that.

This is Derulo's second release from his new album, Future History, following "Don't Wanna Go Home."

On a positive note, at least he he doesn't sing "JASON DERULO" in the beginning of the song.