Take Your Complaints to Another State

Everyone has that friend or knows that person that is always complaining and blaming everyone EXCEPT themselves for their failures. 

First, I would like to point out that if you fail a math test – or just any test in general – the teacher does not “have it out for you,” as you constantly tell me.  To much of the teacher’s disappointment, they can’t fail you without the consequence of getting fired, so they wouldn’t fail you just to get you mad.  Obviously, you are either too stupid to pass a simple test or you’re spending too much time arguing about how it’s not fair instead of doing what you should be – studying.

I understand that you might be mad that you failed, but for Merlin’s sake, take responsibly for your actions before you expect me to comfort you and side with you.

This is what failure looks like

We had one or two things to say about the current state of the U.S. economy. Here's a summary, for those of you who don't peruse the political blogs every day.

1. This is what failure looks like:


2. This is also what failure looks like:


3. This is what our government failing us looks like:


In short, we are failing. What is our government doing, you say?



Oh that's right. They're on vacation.

My Top 5 Facebook Pet Peeves

At this point, pretty much everyone on the internet has a Facebook, and as our lists of friends get longer and longer, and Facebook keeps changing, we inevitably run into more and more things that just annoy us. Here are our Top 5 pet peeves about Facebook. Feel free to add some of your own!

1. Pictures with people sticking out their tongue.

News flash: I have no desire to stare at your tongue every time I visit your profile; it really isn’t that pretty.

2. Picture where the person is posing in front of the bathroom mirror with their friends or by themselves.

News flash: Why would I want to look at a picture with toilets in the background?

3. Requests to play on Farmville or any other Facebook game.

News Flash: I’ve been on Facebook for quite a long time. If I had wanted to play those time consuming games, I would have done it by now – I don’t need you to keep sending me requests over and over again.

4. People that update their status every 10 minutes.

News Flash: I get it already! This isn’t Twitter! I don’t need to know when you start dinner and when you finish. At least tell people when you are going to sleep – then I can go on when your name isn’t popping up every five minutes.

5. People that argue and fight on each other’s profiles.

News Flash: Even though it can be pretty entertaining, it gets annoying when you constantly fight with your friend on Facebook. Are you really that much of a news feed whore that you need to display YOUR problems for everyone to see?

Lights (Bassnectar Remix) - Ellie Goulding

When we first heard this song, we could practically hear it begging for a hard-hitting remix. As have we. And finally our prayers have been answered.

And fortunately, this is one of those rare cases when the remix somehow improves dramatically from the original (and the original here was pretty good to begin with).

And that Bass. Dear God. It's enough to floor a mid-sized town.

Shashoo says: 10/10

Justin Bieber Cone-ing

Justin Bieber has also gotten into the new craze of cone-ing!

Yes, this is breaking news. That's exactly why this video has over 300,000 views.

It looks like the only thing we need to do to get more views is mention Justin Bieber in the post. Please don't ask us if this is relevant to anything. You already know the answer.

"It Girl" by Jason Derulo

Jason Derulo.

What happened?

He hit the ground running with the hit song "Whatcha Say." Now we have "It Girl," yet another song that begins with whistling - and not the good kind. It's always great to hear a song where "girl" rhymes with "girl." It's also always so romantic to hear a self-proclaimed "maniac insomniac" croon about how you're worth "much more than a Grammy Award." Good. We were worried about that.

This is Derulo's second release from his new album, Future History, following "Don't Wanna Go Home."

On a positive note, at least he he doesn't sing "JASON DERULO" in the beginning of the song.